Dear person who lost a plastic bag out of your car window on the freeway,
I was on my motorcycle and saw your plastic bag flowing in the wind. It was flowing near the ground, and as I got closer to it I epic-ly caught it with my foot. I'll tell you what, I looked amazing with fashion's newest ankle accessory! Ow ow!!! But even though it looked great on me, perhaps you could have thrown it away before it flew out your window and made the freeway your trash receptacle. Thanks for keeping our future freeways clean!
Sincerely a environmentally concerned motorcyclist,
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Frans
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